I am a suave, sophisticated, silver-haired man of the world who works for the government (if I told you what at I'd have to kill you). I enjoy books but am not a voracious reader, so shall not be darkening the doors of this hallowed catalogue of free range books very often. I am glad that the site can be accessed from other places in the world, as it reduces the chance of my 'business trips' being charted. I am also deeply appreciative of the anonymous nature of this site, as anonymity is a necessary ingredient of my pursuits. Good luck to all who enter here, and pray that we never meet when I am working.

A small word of advice: shaking ruins a good martini.