Are you Experienced ? begins promisingly with its two epigraphs -- one from Aeschylus, one from John Wayne Bobbitt. But clever though they may be, they are not really entirely appropriate. Here, as elsewhere, Sutcliffe goes for the quick cheap laugh, without trying harder. Surely Indian classical literature would, for example, offer a simple sentiment as that expressed by Aeschylus -- but Sutcliffe does not seek one out.
       Are you Experienced ? is a backpacker novel, yet another version of a traveller's travails in India. There are some decent laughs along the way -- a fair number of genuinely amusing scenes, and two or three striking sentences -- but Sutcliffe goes about his task very lazily. His hero, Dave (who narrates the book) is a sad sack trying to get someone in the sack. It's what leads him to India, as he allows the object of his interest, his good mate's girlfriend Liz, to convince him to journey abroad, though it was never something that particularly interested him.
       Dave is the saddest sort of backpacking tourist, and though Sutcliffe uses him effectively to portray the many aimless Westerners who go to India he is simply too boring to be of much interest. Dave cannot stand being alone and has no idea what to do in India. His sexual misadventures vaguely amuse (he travels with a box of two hundred condoms, ever hopeful) and he faces the usual tourist problems (illness, beggars, endless waits, other tourists), but it is not a particularly interesting trip. India does not come alive in the least.
       Sutcliffe is on target with some of the objects he skewers -- so the veneration for The Book (the Lonely Planet Guide to India, which every single soul seems to carry as their bible) -- but his sarcasm is not sharp enough to make this trip truly fun. The moral of the book is very English indeed -- god's country suffices, there's nothing to be learned abroad. The only thing that Dave gets out of his whole three month ordeal is a set of stories that he figures will come in handy to pick up women.
       There are amusing scenes, and the unlikely Ranj -- an Anglo-Indian who travels with Dave for a while -- is at least a fun figure, but most of the book is simply too simplistic. As a completely undemanding read Are you Experienced ? has its moments, but you can do much better.

RELEASE NOTES:

Ergens bij de plantentuin.

Gekregen van mijn stiefvader, die het ergens in onze school heeft op gepikt. (waf, waf, waarde buurman)

Simon Oliver.

Te cool! Het werkt dus in ieder geval... ;)