Oh, hi. I'm so glad you decided to turn the book over. As your probably know, this is normally where authors put nice quotes from fancy people praising their book. I'm little uncomfortable with that. It feels like a gimmick to get people to buy it and I don't believe in cheap tricks like that. Besides, I know you are way too smart and beautiful to fall for that kind of stuff.
Actually, I think you're so wonderful I thought I would use this space to praise you. Yes that's right. You here are some of nice things I have to say about you.