When rockinndgirl was 4 years old, she picked up a Bert and Ernie book and decided to learn how to read it. When she started kindergarten, she found herself different from the other tots, in that her favorite class was reading, and not phy ed. Rockinndgirl found herself often the odd girl out, and never understood why some idiot would rather hit a ball with a stick than devour literature 3 or 4 books at the same time. Now, however, she finds herself vindicated in that she has a rich, rewarding, and exciting life, and is not working at a used car dealership because her plans to play NFL football fell through.