This could turn into a real catfight.

IT's LIKE THE "BIG BREAK" FAIRY KNOCKED AND I WASN'T HOME!

But my roommate was -- he's up for a role on "All My Children." And Miss Bubbles, my adorable and absurdly intelligent longhaired Persian, can now buy her own Fancy Feast -- she's starring in a prestigious off-Broadway play, opposite the man of my dreams. What's going on here? I mean, hello, my name is Stella -- it means star! Clearly I'm the one who's destined for divadom. I was just about to start really going for it, too: no more wasting time with good-for-nothing boyfriends, chocolate-martini hangovers and Oprah marathons. Just success! That was before my cat got her own dressing room and I landed the supporting role of stage mom. You know, a lesser girl might have contemplated hanging up her head shot.

But not me. I'm determined to snag myself a lead role... and while I'm at it, the leading man.

This book will be going to the used book store to make room on Mount TBR. Though this book will be long gone, I was able to acquire an electronic copy of this book to read on my Nook. I will update this space with my review after I've read it.