Help Wanted, Desperately
Registered by themarina of Coquitlam, British Columbia Canada on 8/14/2005
This Book is Currently in the Wild!
2 journalers for this copy...
From amazon.com:
Alexa Hoffman, the 21-year-old University of Pennsylvania senior at the center of Ariel Horn's debut novel, has got exactly seven months, three weeks and two days before her initiation into the real world. Determined to secure a job in New York City, she embarks on a life-altering journey from one bizarre interview to the next. As a last resort and to avoid moving back in with her parents, she signs up to become an English teacher on the Third World island of Majuro while continuing her search for a job that will prevent her from actually having to go there. Over the course of this witty and wise coming-of-age novel, Alexa interviews for every imaginable position—earthworm breeder, deodorant sniffer, phone sex operator—evoking all the expectations and anxiety of the modern-day career search. Each chapter ends with a list of "Lessons Learned" comprising such hard-learned aphorisms as "Never assume your mother believes in something you plan on doing simply because she doesn't say otherwise" and "Do not—under any circumstances—interview for Internet jobs listed as 'other' ever again." Blithe and fresh-voiced, this book covers almost every tribulation of entering adulthood, forging a career and falling in love, against the odds.
Alexa Hoffman, the 21-year-old University of Pennsylvania senior at the center of Ariel Horn's debut novel, has got exactly seven months, three weeks and two days before her initiation into the real world. Determined to secure a job in New York City, she embarks on a life-altering journey from one bizarre interview to the next. As a last resort and to avoid moving back in with her parents, she signs up to become an English teacher on the Third World island of Majuro while continuing her search for a job that will prevent her from actually having to go there. Over the course of this witty and wise coming-of-age novel, Alexa interviews for every imaginable position—earthworm breeder, deodorant sniffer, phone sex operator—evoking all the expectations and anxiety of the modern-day career search. Each chapter ends with a list of "Lessons Learned" comprising such hard-learned aphorisms as "Never assume your mother believes in something you plan on doing simply because she doesn't say otherwise" and "Do not—under any circumstances—interview for Internet jobs listed as 'other' ever again." Blithe and fresh-voiced, this book covers almost every tribulation of entering adulthood, forging a career and falling in love, against the odds.
Journal Entry 2 by themarina from Coquitlam, British Columbia Canada on Wednesday, December 14, 2005
So not everything in the discount bin is worth reading. This is one of them. It started on well enough and by page 200, I started to hate Alex. God, what a mindless dork. The only emotion I had for her was hatred. In the end, I speed read the last 100 and some odd pages just to see how it would end.
The only reason I didn't label this as a 1 was because it did have some comedic moments. Particularly funny is her call to the Phone Sex Operator line to apply for a job. I couldn't help but laugh at that one. This could have made for a really great novella but at 300 pages, it's just too long and repetitive.
The only reason I didn't label this as a 1 was because it did have some comedic moments. Particularly funny is her call to the Phone Sex Operator line to apply for a job. I couldn't help but laugh at that one. This could have made for a really great novella but at 300 pages, it's just too long and repetitive.
Journal Entry 3 by themarina at Bread Garden @ Metrotown Mall (near Zellers) in Burnaby, British Columbia Canada on Monday, January 9, 2006
Released 18 yrs ago (1/9/2006 UTC) at Bread Garden @ Metrotown Mall (near Zellers) in Burnaby, British Columbia Canada
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I am releasing this at this month's Burnaby Meetup! :)
I am releasing this at this month's Burnaby Meetup! :)
Caught at the Burnaby BookCrossing Meetup.
Thanks, Marina
Thanks, Marina
OK, I certainly agree it's too very long! but parts of this book are very funny...the kitty commercial, for e.g. & yes, the phone sex call.
What's the point of sticking with Jared, I wonder (from the heights of experience, mind you) and as for Majuro, why not!
Go for it, Alexa...never mind the kitchen...
What's the point of sticking with Jared, I wonder (from the heights of experience, mind you) and as for Majuro, why not!
Go for it, Alexa...never mind the kitchen...
Journal Entry 6 by eicuthbertson at Our Town Cafe, 245 E. Broadway in Vancouver, British Columbia Canada on Monday, June 12, 2006
Released 17 yrs ago (6/13/2006 UTC) at Our Town Cafe, 245 E. Broadway in Vancouver, British Columbia Canada
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Releasing at the Lower Mainland BookCrossing Meetup
When:
Tuesday, June 13, 2006, 7:00 PM
This is United Bookcrossing Meetup Day
Where:
Our Town Cafe
245 E. Broadway
Vancouver, BC V5T 1W4
Releasing at the Lower Mainland BookCrossing Meetup
When:
Tuesday, June 13, 2006, 7:00 PM
This is United Bookcrossing Meetup Day
Where:
Our Town Cafe
245 E. Broadway
Vancouver, BC V5T 1W4