A series of fictional, and very funny, accounts of (British) army life.

"Meet Private McAuslan, the dirtiest soldier in the world; Private McGlinchy, 'fitba' mad; Wee Wullie, the regiment's public enemy number one; the very Hieland pipe-sergeant; and the General whose dancing ambitions knew no bounds. Proceed to Brigade Highland Games via the regimental football team tour of the Med, troop train from Cairo to Jerusalem, a general court-martial and guard mounting at Edinburgh Castle...".