Book is new from a discount table at Whitcoulls when shopping for Xmas presents.
Summary at back of book reads:
What does a successful adman do when he realises the stars of his new commercial want to kill each other, his director has walked off the set and his client has turned up in the wrong T-shirt?
How does one of those start react when he's asked if ti's true that he's packing salami in his shorts?
Why on earth does the other one think that dueting with a Chinese Elvis impersonator on the Old Kent Road could possibly be a smart career move?
What does the successful adman's pregnant, swollen-ankled wife do when she realises the cheating bastard just happens to be shooting an ad with a rubber-clad Hollywood nymph?
And how could any of the above possibly have a connection to the world's most useless drug smuggler?

All these questions and more are answered in this book, a novel, that hilariously describes the making of a tyre ad and the destruction of several careers.