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I got this for Christmas some years ago from an employee. I'm not sure what she was trying to tell me. :>

Here are some examples:

"The closest sound to Roseanne Barr's singing the National Anthem was my cat being neutered." - Johnny Carson

"It is not true that I said actors are cattle. I said they should be *treated* like cattle." - Alfred Hitchcock

Gave to a friend.

I expected it to be a little more amusing than insulting.
Not as cleverly written as I had hoped.