IF you think holidays with your family are bad...try spending them with a delegate from the Dimension of Pain who must kill you by dawn, a carnivorous Smurf, a demon spirit trying to use yur girlfriend to dominate the world, and a mummy who doesn't like your cooking! Jam packed with laughs, joy, and demonic possession with just a hint of missle launcher! Even Aunt Peggy's fruitcake won't seem so bad anymore.

met up with gracetx on a sluggy-based livejournal and she kindly mailed them to me! it is almost as wonderful to be on the receiving end of an act of random literary generosity as it is to be on the giving end. :-)