Red Ain't Dead: 150 More Ways to Tell If You're a Redneck

by Jeff Foxworthy | Entertainment |
ISBN: 1563520052 Global Overview for this book
Registered by CurtAngel of Warr Acres, Oklahoma USA on 12/7/2003
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Journal Entry 1 by CurtAngel from Warr Acres, Oklahoma USA on Sunday, December 7, 2003
Reading this, I was reminded of a Mr. Show sketch that mentioned Jeff Foxworhy. I won't go into what it was about (it wasn't flattering) but one of the guys (Bob) didn't want the other (David) to mention him because Bob thought it would date the show. Of course he was right, I remember when I first saw it thinking, Jeff Foxworthy? Apparentally David thought Foxworthy was going to be a big crossover star, or something.
Some of these actually are funny, but the goofy drawings detract from the good ones rather than add.
Here are my favorites (if anyone ever journals this, feel free to add yours):
You might be a redneck if...
You've ever run down a bowling lane and slid into the pins.
You've ever eaten out of a minnow bucket.
The cockroaches left you a note saying, "Clean this place up!"
You hold a frog and it worries about getting warts.
Your dog can smoke a cigarette.
The Roto-Rooter man comes to your house and asks, "What's that smell?"
Your checks feature pictures of dogs fighting.

Journal Entry 2 by CurtAngel at Hollywood Video at NW 63rd and May in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma USA on Sunday, December 7, 2003
Released on Sunday, December 07, 2003 at Hollywood Video at NW 63rd and May in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma USA.

Behind Joe Dirt. Planned release for sunset for SSM. Left behind dvd version of movie.

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